101 Reasons to Date Nathan

(assembled with the help of a devoted female admirer)

  1. I will never degrade you.
  2. I can iron, sort of.
  3. I can cook a mean breakfast: omelets or eggs, biscuits or toast, coffee or tea, bacon or ham... you name it!
  4. I will dance -- sober (or drunk).
  5. I'll never ask you to pay.
  6. I laugh easily.
  7. You can pay any time you want.
  8. I never look directly into the sun (any more).
  9. I don't have to see you every day.
  10. I never cheat.
  11. I'll make time to talk to you every day, if you want.
  12. I'll spoil you.
  13. I will never lie.
  14. I smell good, most of the time.
  15. My Socks -- what else need be said?
  16. I'm good with animals (dogs and cats, sort of, but not so much snakes).
  17. I'm handy; I can fix things.
  18. I will see you every day, if you want.
  19. I'm goofy, but not ridiculous.
  20. I'll hold you if you need it.
  21. I'll listen and not say a word until you're done.
  22. I won't seriously embarrass you in public.
  23. I like chick-flicks, animated films, and comedies.
  24. I'll play the piano and sing old love songs -- think Bobby Darin.
  25. I like to watch scary movies, just not alone. 
  26. I won't give you advice unless you ask for it.
  27. I cuddle like nobody's business (unless you want to make it your business--hehe).
  28. Travel is great.
  29. I blush easily.
  30. I'll push you on the swing.
  31. I wont' sleep with your best friend (or your friend's friend or your cousin...).
  32. I'll stash little notes for you where you least expect them.
  33. I'm "safe."
  34. I know that sometimes quiet time together is all right.
  35. I like to dress up and go out.
  36. I'll wait for you even if you're late.
  37. When you're trying to count I'll mess you up.
  38. I won't go through your drawers, purse, phone, email or anything else personal (my momma' taught me that).
  39. I'll cover you up when you fall asleep.
  40. Flowers: You like them; I'll bring them.
  41. I'll always offer you the last beer.
  42. I like to dress like a bum and stay in.
  43. I'll take care of you when you're sick.
  44. I can bake -- brownies at least!
  45. I'll make fun of you -- and expect you to make fun of me!
  46. I'm not terribly jealous.
  47. I wash dishes.
  48. I've never been on America's Most Wanted or COPS.
  49. I know how to make a fire.
  50. I'm not broke and I'm not cheap.
  51. I never speed in school zones.
  52. I'll never tell you "nothing's wrong" when it really is.
  53. I've never stabbed anybody -- well, there was that one time...
  54. I can count to 100 by 5s or 10s or even 2s!
  55. I won't go out all night without letting you know where I am.
  56. I've never smuggled drugs (especially not in a body crevice).
  57. Money doesn't rule my life.
  58. Your smile will make me smile -- even when you're not around.
  59. I'll eat anything you cook.
  60. I've got most of a $20 Cracker Barrel gift card left.
  61. I never run with scissors!
  62. I have all my shots.
  63. I won't wake you up when you're sleeping (on purpose).
  64. You probably would dig having someone to cuddle with on the couch.
  65. I won't get angry if you eat off of my plate.
  66. I expect you to hide around corners and scare me.
  67. I'll calm you down when you scare yourself (ha ha!)
  68. I can operate a fire extinguisher.
  69. I'm good at surprises.
  70. I can make a list.
  71. You'll never have to see "No New Messages" in your inbox again.
  72. I know interesting people in almost every city I visit.
  73. I love my Mom, but I'm not a momma's boy.
  74. I can wash my own undies.
  75. I know a shortcut (most of which involve actual roads) to almost anywhere.
  76. I have eclectic taste.
  77. I have guy and girl friends, any of whom can be borrowed when needed. :-P
  78. I keep detailed records of all sorts of strange things. If you like trivia, you'll like me.
  79. I read things which generally don't have pictures, which means you'll never have to wonder...
  80. I am good at crossword puzzles, even the difficult ones.
  81. I have inventive ways to get rid of telemarketers and door-to-door nuisances. (See blog.)
  82. I know the woman is right. I even prefer it that way most the time.
  83. I own a blow-up matress. One just never knows...
  84. I own man flops (flip-flops).
  85. I see colors.
  86. I know people who know people, if you know what I mean.
  87. I enjoy a tasty adult beverage from the fridge or an expensive restaurant equally; it's all about the company.
  88. I always get good seats at concerts.
  89. I've never owned a Backstreet Boys or N'Sync poster.
  90. I can do college-level math with minimum grumbling.
  91. I'll never blame it on the dog...friends, maybe, but not you and not the dog.
  92. I know that women don't sweat. They glisten.
  93. I' will hold back your hair, if necessary.
  94. I don't have a "thing" about controlling the remote. Have it! It's yours.
  95. You'll never be without phone service--local or long distance.
  96. I'm good at fixing all sorts of things, especially computers and digital devices.
  97. I will kill your bugs and open your jars.
  98. I take out the trash.
  99. I embrace cleaning products with fervor.
  100. I don't kiss and tell.
  101. You've already read this whole thing, so why not give me a chance?!